From the Daily Dot
A co-production between Ben Stiller's Red Hour Productions and the Workaholics' crew's Mail Order Company, The Package imitates that show's model of "the grosser the better" comedy. Following a group of high-school friends who go on a camping trip, the movie sets up a ticking clock when one of the youngsters, after drinking too much, accidentally gets into an accident involving his genitals and a knife. The rest of the gang then have to get his appendage to a hospital so it can be reattached before... honestly, the less said the better.
The Late Bloomer